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CALLING ALL ENIGMA

BUSINESS BUILDERS

Build the Business You’ve Always Wanted With a Team You Can Always Trust,
Even If You’ve Already Burned Money & Time on Freelancers & Strategies
That Just Didn’t Deliver.

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WE GET IT.

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You're tired.

Tired of pouring your hard-earned cash into agencies, consultants and so-called "gurus" who promise the moon but barely deliver a pebble.

Instead of seeing results, you’re left with late-night Googling sessions, endless YouTube rabbit holes and team meetings that go absolutely nowhere. 

And let’s not even get started on the freelancers who ghost mid-project or deliver work so mediocre it makes you question your life choices.

The truth is, if you hear one more internet guru say "To make money, you have to spend money" you might just...

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The thing is, it’s not your fault. 

​You’re not alone in this. Every business builder has faced the same nonsense at some point. The truth? The system is broken and you’ve been caught in the crossfire.

After half a decade in the industry of strategic creative consultancy here are the

Top 10 Head-Banging Problems You’ve Probably Faced

working with glorified agencies and freelancers… No.10 genuinely makes me break into a sweat...

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1. The Vanishing Act

You hire a freelancer who seems great at first, but halfway through the project, they disappear into thin air. No emails, no updates, just radio silence.

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2. Communication Nightmares

You spend hours explaining your vision, only to receive something that looks like they weren’t even in the same meeting.

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3. Missed Deadlines

"You’ll have it by Friday," they said. 3 Fridays later… You’re still waiting.

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4. Quality That Makes You Cringe

The final deliverable? A sloppy, amateurish version of what you asked for. You’re embarrassed to show it to anyone, let alone use it for your business.

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5. Budget Overruns

"Oh, you wanted revisions? That’ll cost extra." What started as an affordable project spirals into a financial black hole.

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6. No Accountability

They treat your project like a side hustle. You needed a priority; you got an afterthought.

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7. Overpromising, Under-Delivering

They "talk the talk" in the proposal, but when it comes to execution, they don’t even know where to start.

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8. You Become the Project Manager

Instead of focusing on growing your business, you’re babysitting freelancers, chasing updates and fixing their mistakes.

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9. One-Size-Fits-All Solutions

You need something custom. What do you get? A cookie-cutter template that looks exactly like everyone else’s.

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10. Zero Strategic Insight

They deliver tasks but don’t think about the bigger picture. You’re stuck trying to piece it all together yourself, wondering why nothing seems to work.

Any of those
sound familiar?

Here’s the Hard Truth
Most agencies and freelancers sell you on a dream, but they don’t have the systems, expertise, or commitment to deliver the reality. 

They overpromise, under-deliver and leave you holding an empty wallet at the end.

But Here’s the
Good News

If any of this hit home, don’t worry. The solution you’ve been searching for is right down below.

It’s time to stop running into these same walls and start building your business with a team that actually knows what they’re doing and cares as much about your success as you do.

Let’s make this the last time you feel this way. 

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let’s fix this together.

We’ve been there, too

sleepless nights

complete frustration

endless disappointment

But what if I told you it doesn’t have to be this way?

Let’s work through those pains backwards and show you exactly how we do things differently.

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From Zero Strategic Insight to 

360° Vision.

Most agencies skip straight to building but we start with thinking. 
 

Before touching a single asset, we spend 3 - 5 days in workshops with you and your key team members, diving deep into your purpose, vision and long-term goals. 


This means every asset we create aligns with your big-picture strategy, not just today’s tasks. 


Say goodbye to one-size-fits-all solutions, we deliver work designed to scale with your ambitions.